BEHIND THAT FACADE
During maths tut last wk, Firdaus and I were doing compatibility tests instead of studying. We checked our compatibility with our classmates and here are my results...
Girls
ShuHan:97%
Michelle:96%
Isalina:85%
Atikah:53%
Jacinda:53%
Nadiah:49%
QiYun:43%
ShuYi:43%
Aisah:42%
Jingdan:42%
SokLeng:42%
Andrea:37%
Devaki:37%
Farhana:25%
Yenny:17%
JiaJie:special case-no final conclusion reached
Boys
Don:99%[i'm not gay]
Firdaus:64%
CherHao:53%
Joey:42%
Wayne:39%
Cliff:31%
Shannon:19%[histoincompatible]
Just a stupid fake test, but fun to try! HAHA! Alright, i'm off! TIL NEXT TIME!
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PCK's explanation on sex to Aloysius, Chu Beng's son...
Aloy:Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK:Aiya ahboy, enjoyable becoz same like when u dig your nose with your finger ma!
Aloy:Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK:Of course la! When u dig your nose, your nose feels better than your finger right?
Aloy:Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK:Aiya.. Say, u walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh! Dun pray pray ah!
Aloy:Why is it women cannot have sex when having menses?
PCK:Oi! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ar! Use your blain, use your blain!!!
Aloy:Why do u think men dun like wearing condoms when making love?
PCK:Ehh! When you dig your nose, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma! Correct or not?
Aloy:Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK:Ahboy! Use your blain, use your blain! You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class is it? Stupid ar?!?!
Aloy:Wa! Uncle Chu Kang! You are very good!
PCK:Of course! Best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam.. And now the whole world!
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No miracles for BMic and HPI quizzes. Definitely a goner for me. Everything the lecturer asked to study for BMic DIDN'T COME OUT! KOCH's POSTULATE.. WHATEVER! Frankly speaking, i'm just too complacent aft getting good resuts for the 1st quiz. HPI quiz1 is this coming monday and i'm gonna work on it!
As for KoonTeng, Shannon is still single. ^_^
i was bullied by girls, not vice-versa
[TOP: LOOK, IT'S SHOE YI]
13/24 of A8G4
[WeiQiang, XianFeng & ME took turns to sit on the dustbin]
TOP: Jingdan(with a western touch), Devaki, Isalina & Atikah
BOTTOM: Devaki, Isalina & Atikah
Yenny
[the tall girl]
ME, XianFeng & WeiQiang
[pictures taken unexpectedly, hence the stoned faces]
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CCN day ytd! It's great to see the class working together hand in hand. I'm just so lucky to have such wonderful classmates. My instincts failed me on a rare occasion. The bubble tea was a failure. Salutes to Michelle.. her idea of selling bangles was a success! Due to excessive labour, my hands feel all jelly-ish now.
WOO! Lost in an isolated world for so long, my skills are finally back! I played ever so well ytd. ARGH! WTH! I was flying all over the field.. a nudge was all it took.. and i was sent tumbling. HIGH METABOLISM RATE CAN BE SUCKY HUH! So to those who crave for high metabolism rate, think again!
TIL NXT TIME!
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I hate my leadership lecturer! He's so guai lan! Let me give u an example of his guai lan-ness..
HIM:what's your name?
ME:my name is syairazi
HIM:why is your name syairazi?
ME:because my mum gave it to me
HIM:so why do u think your mum gave u that name?
ME:because it's nice
HIM:what makes u think it's nice?
AND HE CAN GO ON AND ON!
This wk, quizzes knocked on our doors like water running from a tap! 3hrs saw us doing 3 quizzes. To make it even worse, we weren't told there was BMic quiz! Luckily for us, the papers were manageble. Other than some silly mistakes, i should be able to clear both Maths and HPI quizzes.
FINALLY! After months of laying off soccer, i got a sniff of the game! Frankly, i was rusty but my deliveries were surprisingly awesome. After few matches ytd, i ate out with few G1 guys. I think through JiaJie-LeckHui linkage, we sure know many things abt each others' classes! It just shows how strong relationship between girls are. HEH!
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Slowly but surely, i feel the class is back to normal. Although we haven't got back to the kind of rapport we had last sem, it's good to be up and running again.
Tuesday
Ms Hor gathered us for CG talk on CNN day this coming 14Nov. As a class, we decided on selling bubble tea(ice blend) and bangles.
I went for Leadership tutorial at 2.. and Leadership just stress me out! I have to do a movie review on deep impact! On top of that, as a grp, we were asked to do a write-up on a leader. Initially, we chose Hillary Clinton.. but i wanted Adam Khoo instead.
Tgt with WeiQiang, ShuHan, Shannon, Isalina and Rahimi, i went opposite sch to order the bubble teas for the upcoming CNN day.. a total of 250 cups.
Wednesday
After 1hr of BMic lect and 2hrs of CSAS tut, we finally had our 1st lab session in wks! I totally enjoy using the microscope! For the 1st time, i wasn't blur during lab! To make life even better, i had XianFeng as a lab partner.. a lab pro!
After CellB tut, ShuYi, Atikah and I decided to help QiYun, XianFeng and Isalina to put up notices of our newspaper collection day. Walking over 10km, it clearly wasn't an easy job.
Thursday
Mst2 lect was understandable. HPI lect was fun.. though difficult. During our 4hr break, XianFeng, WeiQiang, Prof Leng, Yenny and I went to TM for lunch.. once again at LJS. There was a particular incident which caught our attention. An indian girl caught her boyf with another girl.. and she created a fuss by lecturing him at the top of her voice.. ended up throwing a cup at him before running off! What drama!
We then wasted our time in the project room.. some playing games, some doing tutorials. I did neither. HAHA. In the end, CellB lect was cancelled!
I slacked in the library, waiting for QiYun to finish her tutorial after which, we sat at the bus stop opposite TP for 1hr, giving each other our opinions abt certain matters.
Friday
I was late for Basic FA tut.. and skipped Basic FA lect! HPI tut was barely 35mins. Firdaus and I were forced to skip Mst2 tut as we had prayers but came back in time for BMic tut. During BMic lect from 3-5, my body didn't feel good.. QiYun had passed her fever to me from the day before. I was stoning throughout the lect. Thanks QiYun for the medicine!
Homed with WeiQiang.. and slept all the way til the next morning.
Saturday
It's newspaper collection day! Frankly speaking, it was a little disorganized.. but the way our class work tgt to overcome the problems really amazed me. We were able to put aside our differences to accomplish our work. It was unfair for us as our "partners" from another class did not put in effort and we ended up finishing their work for them. Some of us were also annoyed with the head FA's attitudes.. they're just too full of themselves!
After everything ended, a few of us went to Rasa21 to take breakfast+lunch. Had a short game of basketball with the threesomes before heading home.
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COMPATIBILITY TEST
Tuesday 25 November 2008
During maths tut last wk, Firdaus and I were doing compatibility tests instead of studying. We checked our compatibility with our classmates and here are my results...
Girls
ShuHan:97%
Michelle:96%
Isalina:85%
Atikah:53%
Jacinda:53%
Nadiah:49%
QiYun:43%
ShuYi:43%
Aisah:42%
Jingdan:42%
SokLeng:42%
Andrea:37%
Devaki:37%
Farhana:25%
Yenny:17%
JiaJie:special case-no final conclusion reached
Boys
Don:99%[i'm not gay]
Firdaus:64%
CherHao:53%
Joey:42%
Wayne:39%
Cliff:31%
Shannon:19%[histoincompatible]
Just a stupid fake test, but fun to try! HAHA! Alright, i'm off! TIL NEXT TIME!
Aloy:Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK:Aiya ahboy, enjoyable becoz same like when u dig your nose with your finger ma!
Aloy:Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK:Of course la! When u dig your nose, your nose feels better than your finger right?
Aloy:Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK:Aiya.. Say, u walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh! Dun pray pray ah!
Aloy:Why is it women cannot have sex when having menses?
PCK:Oi! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siao ar! Use your blain, use your blain!!!
Aloy:Why do u think men dun like wearing condoms when making love?
PCK:Ehh! When you dig your nose, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling ma! Correct or not?
Aloy:Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK:Ahboy! Use your blain, use your blain! You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class is it? Stupid ar?!?!
Aloy:Wa! Uncle Chu Kang! You are very good!
PCK:Of course! Best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam.. And now the whole world!
MIRACLE
Saturday 22 November 2008
No miracles for BMic and HPI quizzes. Definitely a goner for me. Everything the lecturer asked to study for BMic DIDN'T COME OUT! KOCH's POSTULATE.. WHATEVER! Frankly speaking, i'm just too complacent aft getting good resuts for the 1st quiz. HPI quiz1 is this coming monday and i'm gonna work on it!
As for KoonTeng, Shannon is still single. ^_^
i was bullied by girls, not vice-versa[TOP: LOOK, IT'S SHOE YI]
13/24 of A8G4[WeiQiang, XianFeng & ME took turns to sit on the dustbin]
TOP: Jingdan(with a western touch), Devaki, Isalina & AtikahBOTTOM: Devaki, Isalina & Atikah
Yenny[the tall girl]
front to back: JiaJie, QiYun, Prof Sok, ShuYi & Jacinda
ME, XianFeng & WeiQiang[pictures taken unexpectedly, hence the stoned faces]
BACK TOGETHER
Saturday 15 November 2008
CCN day ytd! It's great to see the class working together hand in hand. I'm just so lucky to have such wonderful classmates. My instincts failed me on a rare occasion. The bubble tea was a failure. Salutes to Michelle.. her idea of selling bangles was a success! Due to excessive labour, my hands feel all jelly-ish now.
WOO! Lost in an isolated world for so long, my skills are finally back! I played ever so well ytd. ARGH! WTH! I was flying all over the field.. a nudge was all it took.. and i was sent tumbling. HIGH METABOLISM RATE CAN BE SUCKY HUH! So to those who crave for high metabolism rate, think again!
TIL NXT TIME!
JUST ANOTHER CRAZY WEEK
Saturday 8 November 2008
I hate my leadership lecturer! He's so guai lan! Let me give u an example of his guai lan-ness..
HIM:what's your name?
ME:my name is syairazi
HIM:why is your name syairazi?
ME:because my mum gave it to me
HIM:so why do u think your mum gave u that name?
ME:because it's nice
HIM:what makes u think it's nice?
AND HE CAN GO ON AND ON!
This wk, quizzes knocked on our doors like water running from a tap! 3hrs saw us doing 3 quizzes. To make it even worse, we weren't told there was BMic quiz! Luckily for us, the papers were manageble. Other than some silly mistakes, i should be able to clear both Maths and HPI quizzes.
FINALLY! After months of laying off soccer, i got a sniff of the game! Frankly, i was rusty but my deliveries were surprisingly awesome. After few matches ytd, i ate out with few G1 guys. I think through JiaJie-LeckHui linkage, we sure know many things abt each others' classes! It just shows how strong relationship between girls are. HEH!
CRAZY WEEK
Sunday 2 November 2008
Slowly but surely, i feel the class is back to normal. Although we haven't got back to the kind of rapport we had last sem, it's good to be up and running again.
Tuesday
Ms Hor gathered us for CG talk on CNN day this coming 14Nov. As a class, we decided on selling bubble tea(ice blend) and bangles.
I went for Leadership tutorial at 2.. and Leadership just stress me out! I have to do a movie review on deep impact! On top of that, as a grp, we were asked to do a write-up on a leader. Initially, we chose Hillary Clinton.. but i wanted Adam Khoo instead.
Tgt with WeiQiang, ShuHan, Shannon, Isalina and Rahimi, i went opposite sch to order the bubble teas for the upcoming CNN day.. a total of 250 cups.
Wednesday
After 1hr of BMic lect and 2hrs of CSAS tut, we finally had our 1st lab session in wks! I totally enjoy using the microscope! For the 1st time, i wasn't blur during lab! To make life even better, i had XianFeng as a lab partner.. a lab pro!
After CellB tut, ShuYi, Atikah and I decided to help QiYun, XianFeng and Isalina to put up notices of our newspaper collection day. Walking over 10km, it clearly wasn't an easy job.
Thursday
Mst2 lect was understandable. HPI lect was fun.. though difficult. During our 4hr break, XianFeng, WeiQiang, Prof Leng, Yenny and I went to TM for lunch.. once again at LJS. There was a particular incident which caught our attention. An indian girl caught her boyf with another girl.. and she created a fuss by lecturing him at the top of her voice.. ended up throwing a cup at him before running off! What drama!
We then wasted our time in the project room.. some playing games, some doing tutorials. I did neither. HAHA. In the end, CellB lect was cancelled!
I slacked in the library, waiting for QiYun to finish her tutorial after which, we sat at the bus stop opposite TP for 1hr, giving each other our opinions abt certain matters.
Friday
I was late for Basic FA tut.. and skipped Basic FA lect! HPI tut was barely 35mins. Firdaus and I were forced to skip Mst2 tut as we had prayers but came back in time for BMic tut. During BMic lect from 3-5, my body didn't feel good.. QiYun had passed her fever to me from the day before. I was stoning throughout the lect. Thanks QiYun for the medicine!
Homed with WeiQiang.. and slept all the way til the next morning.
Saturday
It's newspaper collection day! Frankly speaking, it was a little disorganized.. but the way our class work tgt to overcome the problems really amazed me. We were able to put aside our differences to accomplish our work. It was unfair for us as our "partners" from another class did not put in effort and we ended up finishing their work for them. Some of us were also annoyed with the head FA's attitudes.. they're just too full of themselves!
After everything ended, a few of us went to Rasa21 to take breakfast+lunch. Had a short game of basketball with the threesomes before heading home.
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