CLICK TO GO
Cliff Chua
Oh Hui Xiang
Leck Hui
Sim Jia Jie
Teo Qi Yun
Wayne Lim
NAVIGATION
SYAIRAZI HILMI BIN ISHAK
SCHOOL
Tampines Primary School
Bedok North Secondary School
Temasek Applied Science School, Diploma in Biomedical Science (PST)
NATIONAL SERVICE
6th Company (VIKINGS), Pulau Tekong
Specialist Cadet School Trainee, Pasir Laba Camp
Military Police Trainee, Mowbray Camp
Security Trooper Instructor, Clementi Camp
Operations Specialist, Clementi Camp
JOB(S)
Radiography Assistant, National University Hospital
Pharmacy Technician, KK Women's and Children's Hospital

% March 2008
% April 2008
% May 2008
% June 2008
% July 2008
% August 2008
% September 2008
% October 2008
% November 2008
% December 2008
% January 2009
% February 2009
% March 2009
% April 2009
% May 2009
% June 2009
% July 2009
% August 2009
% September 2009
% October 2009
% November 2009
% December 2009
% January 2010
% February 2010
% March 2010
% April 2010
% May 2010
% June 2010
% July 2010
% August 2010
% September 2010
% October 2010
% November 2010
% December 2010
% January 2011
% February 2011
% March 2011
% April 2011
% May 2011
% June 2011
% July 2011
% August 2011
% September 2011
% October 2011
% November 2011
% December 2011
% January 2012
% February 2012
% March 2012
% April 2012
% May 2012
% June 2012
% July 2012
% August 2012
% September 2012
% October 2012
% November 2012
% December 2012
% January 2013
% February 2013
% March 2013
% April 2013
% May 2013
% June 2013
% July 2013
% September 2013
% October 2013
% November 2013
% January 2014

BEHIND THAT FACADE

IT'S KILLING ME!
Tuesday 29 April 2008

Lectures-SUX! Tutorials-DAMN! Lab-@#$^!

LECTURES- Some lecturers juz dunno how to teach. It's either too fast or too boring. Some are self entertainers.. making lame jokes and laughing themselves. Others juz mumbles.. cant even hear a thing! They remind me of WeeTiong.


TUTORIALS- I juz wanna stuff my shoe into the teacher's nose! I sacrificed for my classmates n gt insulted instead! N he didn't teach a thing.. juz showing ans.. like Mdm Wong.

LAB- I didn't understand anything so I spent my time playing with lab instruments.
SLFC-Mr Lloyd George, Wayne, Don, Firdaus, Cliff, me(with my goggles), SOKLENG, Joey & ShannonSLFC.. Adding Farhana & Yenny

===============================================================================================

A8G4 BUZZ
Thursday 24 April 2008

This is a tribute to ALL SL FAN CLUB & SMJ!! HAHA!

It started off with TRUE/DARE.. a game where innocent ppl show their devilish side. I'm definitely talking bout u JOEY! On a calm 2nd dae of sch, joey decided to turn horny.. so all he talked abt was... was... was... i think anybody will be able to guess. That's how he got the nickname SMJ/sick man joey. He even got high during HAP lesson! LOL. N we were only learning Bio. HAHA!

As for SL FAN CLUB, again it came from TRUE/DARE. OMG everybody got high upon hearing SL! All dat comes out of our mouth was SL SL & SL. Eye-candy SL, prettiest girl in class also SL. So 7 of us created the SL fan club to give our outstanding support to our multi-talented classmate. We have nth against her seriously.. but all thanks to Wayne! He started the SL addiction. At the moment, we are putting her in the spotlight but guys, just dun go too far yaa. Those interested to join the SL fan club, do contact our CEO Wayne Insane.


I'll end my nonsense post here!

===============================================================================================

...
Wednesday 23 April 2008

So i'm taking triple science.. nt surprising fer an applied science student.. If dats nt bad enuf, i'm also taking A maths. I am so doomed!

I went thru my PIPC lect notes- it was inorganic chem.. went thru OC lect notes- it was organic chem. YES! It's SECONDARY SCH CHEMISTRY! Then there is CSAS/communication skills.. dats similar to english!

And i am the chairperson.. unwilling but refusal is nt an option. It's like THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN thingy. Luckily it's fer only 1 semester.

I noe ur going "who cares syairazi, ur the one dead nt us".. but i guess ur rite. Do attend my funeral yaa?

===============================================================================================

FRESHMEN ORIENTATION- PHASE 2
Sunday 20 April 2008

Well another wordy post.. if u dun wanna read it, just scroll down til u see okae in caps. Well one word for this orientation- BORING!!!! FOC is a thousand times better.. but still made many friends.

DAY 1


As usual, ice-breaker.. most boring part. Then.. played many many many many boring games. And we got free redbull.. which tastes yucky. Learned AS cheers.. waa super horny. And AS.. just nt enthu enuf.. or should i sae nt enthu at all. This damn orientation is soo boring that i cant really recall what happened on the 1st dae.. okae lets skip


DAY2/DAY3

Reported at 4pm to listen to someone blabbing away.. ohh how i hate speeches. Then comes the best part.. MASS DANCE! OMG! I enjoy mass dance alot.. since FOC. It was activities activities & more activites all the way until 6am. 1st up.. a game i call burst & score.. well i like the bursting part more. A balloon tied to our hands is our life.. lose the balloon=out of the game. I burst many balloons til i was BEYOND GODLIKE! Nxt up, the game i call scary corridor. Girls went in pairs while guys... ALONE. It was dark yet we still had to search fer clues.. with that eerie silence! Clues collated formed a story. And then, it was... i forgot.. lets skip this part.

DAY 4

Reported at 10. It was inter-school competition day! AS was of course handicapped.. we were small in numbers.. but BIG AT HEART. Whatever! I came back from prayers to find AS trailing.. by many many many points.. it was only 10 points actually -_-". Headed to Bedok Reservoir where we DOMINATE the dragon boat only to lose in cheering. So overall, we were 2nd.. Business, for a 5th yr straight.. champions. At 8, it was jam & hop. YAHOO! Met my ACCION friends and we were still as enthu as ever!

OKAE! This marks the end of my BORING post! :)


===============================================================================================

FOC-PHASE 1
Sunday 13 April 2008

Freshmen Orientation Camp 08-best camp ever! WOOHOO! I was in ACCION together with Clems but we were in different sub-empires.. clems in acclix, i in accmex. Got to meet many new friends notably Hamzah, Azrul Mango, Iylia, Zack, Sean, Hariss. Well the 7 of us formed a 'brotherhood' as we were very close. For the girls, I got to know a very enthu, very sweet and very outgoing girl called Joey.. drives me crazy all the time. N not forgetting my godsister Lynette.. she looks like a typical 12 yr old. HAHA. Now for the events...

DAY 1
Played an ice-breaker game where we got to know each other better. Then learned many different type of cheers.. when i look at the way the GLs cheer, i was going "what sia" & "lame sia".. but in the end i was one of the most enthu -_-". We then played adventure games. It was supposed to be held at the Tampines Interchange but due to the wet weather, we played in school itself. That's when i bonded with my friends stated above. We boys posing as Marilyn Monroe.. URGH! Just cant imagine it right? The spider web was a more memorable one.. or controversial. As an empire, we need to crawl through the "spider web" in pairs with one from each pair blindfolded. I was the blindfolded one. And like a blind person, i groped around only to find a girl's a**. I was sian-ed, Clems was jealous. LOL!

DAY 2
After prayers, i joined my sub-empire in another "venture era". The first accomplishment was to write Temasek Poly with our a**es. The next station, i had a "nervous breakdown". We need to pour water from one bucket to another using strings attached to the handle. Again, BLINDFOLDED! At night, we learned the famous TP mass dance.. WOW! It was really fun. At 11, we jammed and the atmosphere was just overwhelming! Some breakdance.. dunno how to breakdance also wanna act.. i was refering to myself.. LOL.

DAY 3
WET GAMES! OMG! As a pair, one has to use the head, and the other, the hip to transport water bags from one point to another.. and had to burst that water bag using our a**es. What's with the a**?? It does not help when the GLs kept throwing water bombs at us. Then we had a HUNT-GRY mission where empires hunt for points to add to their current scores. Headed by Hamzah, Joey, Sean, Yiling(if im not mistaken) & me, Accmex just cant lose. Whatever.. HAHA. For the teams sake, Sean, Hamzah, Azrul Mango & me wear our underwear on the outside to pose as Superman! Yea it was CRAZY! There was a little hiccup as Joey and Yiling had a little misunderstanding. Luckily it was temporary. We ended off FOC with mass dance.

And i have no voice now.. with another orientation coming up on the 15th. DAMN! That's FOC PHASE 2.

===============================================================================================

TP-ians GATHERING
Tuesday 8 April 2008

Once again, yf, clems, me and jo slacked at alex's house. 1st thing i did was admire alex's and jo's lappys. Well, nothing extraordinary.. just awestrucked.. or maybe jealous. LOL. I didn't know how clems did it, but he sat down in front of the comp for 5 whole hrs dota-ing.

Actually, all we did was dota-ed and msn-ed. And clems pranking yp.. just give me the creeps. He used jo's account, acted as a girl and chats with yp exactly like one too! OMG! Can't believe yp turned HORNY. Pfft. As for alex, he's a little curious with his webcam.. he just cant stop toying with it. Didn't see a webcam before ya alex? HAHA. We then used his webcam to send a "you've got punk'ed" video to yp.. and he was sian-ed 3/4.

Chatted with Grace on msn and she seemed excited entering poly. OFFICIAL poly student already mah. LOL. Maybe all newbies will feel that way. Let's see how I will react comes 21st Apr. Ngeahahaha.

===============================================================================================

FINALLY
Sunday 6 April 2008

I got to hang out with my family again after a very long time.. 8 years of 'isolation'. That means the last time we went out together, i was 10. Though it was only having lunch at KFC and shopping at TM, it felt great.. reminds me of the happier days. I was so happy, i even forgotten that i had a tiff with my father.

Totally unhappy with my dad these few days. He sees only the bad points and always ignoring the good ones. I just wonder if all parents are similar. Damn!

===============================================================================================

SCHOOL OR PRISON?
Thursday 3 April 2008

I went back to collect O level cert ytd with alex & co only to be treated as prisoners.. We were just at the office yet we were kept under close observation by the security guard. The moment all of us received our cert, we were asked to leave.

We came back about an hour later, wanting to meet teachers, and we got the police checking on us the next instant! And just standing outside the school invited the security guard to stare at us as if they had seen a ghost, not even caring who enters the school ground.. maybe they didn't even notice.. too engrossed staring at our handsome faces probably.

Then we went to play DOTA.. as usual, i'm always killing the most. We head to jeff's house after that to spend 45 minutes sleeping by the pool while waiting for him to join us.

===============================================================================================

maystar designs